Unzählige B-Filme können nicht irren: How to survive a horror movie verrät Euch, wie Ihr Axtmördern, Zombies und zum Leben erwachten Fahrstühlen sicher entkommen könnt.
If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not speak, or if they speak to you using a voice which is not their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you the grief in the long run.
Never touch something that just oozed out of a comet that landed near an abandoned farm house.
A small town’s little summer celebration might sound like fun. But if you hear the locals say things like, “Why you’re the guest of honor! We couldn’t even have the barbecue without you!”, run like hell.
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